Star In The Making Pillows

Football Fans

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Football Skills

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Rock n'roll.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Miss T-T

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

Always stick to the script.

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

'Is there a spotlight operator in the house?'

"To be or not to be."

Maps to the Hovels of Would Be Stars.

Sign outside a movie studio: Standing in line Auditions.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

The peer review of your video consultation was fairly negative...but the good news is that it's got you a bit part on Emmerdale.

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

"I don't want to be an "Industrious Beaver" dad: I want to be an internet celebrity..."

"Hi, I'm Ron. I'll be your waiter this evening. Previously, I was Billy Bigelow in the Center Moriches production of 'Carousel,' Biff in the Yardley Playhouse's 'Death of a Salesman,' Nathan Detroit in Oakland's 'Guys and Dolls,' Laertes in . . ."