Child Star In The Making T-Shirts

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

Dog picturing himself on stage.

Rock n'roll.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

I'm not worried about the economy. Me either! It's not like I'm going into banking, car manufacturing, or real estate. Totally! We'll still make the big bucks. May I ask doing what? Movie actress. Rock star. When you move to L.A., I'm not converting your bedroom.

Miss T-T

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

Always stick to the script.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

"To be or not to be."

Your brother's threatening to be a fat cat banker. Barf! I will do something socially useful with my life! That's my girl! When I'm a famous actress, I'll talk forcefully to "Entertainment Tonight" about my vegetarian diet! Maybe we should have had more children. Or non.

Freddie Mercury.

Robert DeNiro's first part.

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

Sign outside a movie studio: Standing in line Auditions.

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

The peer review of your video consultation was fairly negative...but the good news is that it's got you a bit part on Emmerdale.

Linda Blair