Kid Star Dreams T-Shirts

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Tree house.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Big screen TV.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"I'll have the usual."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'I can change! I swear!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

"Er. . . anything else?"

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

Jack Nicholson

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."