Child Prodigy Dreamer T-Shirts

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Tree house.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"Viola player coming through!"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"I'll have the usual."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."