Child Prodigy Dreamer Mugs

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Tree house.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"Viola player coming through!"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."