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"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Exam

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"He's a whiz kid."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'