Child Star Mugs

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"Could I ask just one question?"

Exam

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Viola player coming through!"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"He's a whiz kid."

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'