Child Actor Mugs

"You ungrateful little beast! How dare you accuse me of being an overbearing stage mother! Go to your room and stay there!"

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'

Linda Blair

Shepherd and eurydice

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

The Art Student.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Bond James, Bond."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

They hated me.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Just be yourself."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Computer Room.

Polly txt speak

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

At the Museum

Showbiz Awards

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Director/Action Man toy.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'