Child Actor Gifts

"You ungrateful little beast! How dare you accuse me of being an overbearing stage mother! Go to your room and stay there!"

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'

Linda Blair

Shepherd and eurydice

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

The Art Student.

"Bond James, Bond."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

They hated me.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Just be yourself."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Polly txt speak

Computer Room.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Showbiz Awards

At the Museum

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'