Child Artist Gifts

"Uh, well, it's the thought that counts."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

My First Camera

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Children's Art Show.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Happy Turkey Day!

"It's a mobile."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

How to draw a martian!

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

Art is a pretty picture

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Jack and the Snowman.