Child Artist Admirer Gifts

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Happy Turkey Day!

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Bobby eight year old

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

A Night In the Art Gallery

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

"The last doggy bag."

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

A man looking at art in a gallery notices a box hidden in a dark corner labeled "Remainders".

Hungry For Art.

Pierre Bonnard.

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

Now class

"How about a little something for a bowl of fruit?"

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

Warning: Cartoons Drawn By Children Next 5 miles.

'Yes, but he's a very moderate graffiti artist -- he uses sticky notes.'

Fond mother testing her young son on his spelling