Child Artist Admirer Pillows

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Happy Turkey Day!

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

Bobby eight year old

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Peter Gabriel

"The last doggy bag."

A Night In the Art Gallery

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

Pierre Bonnard.

Hungry For Art.

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

Now class

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."

A man looking at art in a gallery notices a box hidden in a dark corner labeled "Remainders".

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

"How about a little something for a bowl of fruit?"

Fond mother testing her young son on his spelling

'Mrs. Millis, they can't ALL look like poopy diapers!'