Child Art Enthusiast Pillows

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Mrs. Millis, they can't ALL look like poopy diapers!'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Happy Turkey Day!

How to draw a martian!

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Art is a pretty picture

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

Bobby eight year old

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

Warning: Cartoons Drawn By Children Next 5 miles.

"Your dinosaur looks afraid."

Turkey regarding hand-shaped turkey: 'Hold it! I can spot a fake anywhere!'

Wildlife crafts

The Masters' Early Works.

"Ya, right. Who needs a Web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Uh, well, it's the thought that counts."

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

'Check it out. I framed my kid's drawing and hung it up over there.'

"Cool! We could have an art show this weekend. What do you think?"