Kids Art Fan Pillows

Turkey regarding hand-shaped turkey: 'Hold it! I can spot a fake anywhere!'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

Bobby eight year old

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'My first tattoo...'

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

Red Kangaroo

Pink Lion

Icarus' mistake

Wildlife crafts

"Your dinosaur looks afraid."

'Mrs. Millis, they can't ALL look like poopy diapers!'

Warning: Cartoons Drawn By Children Next 5 miles.

"Ya, right. Who needs a Web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

Red Whine

Ice: Cubed/Crushed/Sculpted.

Dorian Gray had a terrible secret- he kept a portrait of Keith Richards in his attic,

'Check it out. I framed my kid's drawing and hung it up over there.'

Black Labrador Retriever

'Still think it's best to let the toddler handle the naming convention.'

Alcopop Art