Kids Art Pillows

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

My First Camera

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

How to draw a martian!

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Art is a pretty picture

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

Bobby eight year old

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'My first tattoo...'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

"Celebrating St. Patrick's Day???..."

Turkey regarding hand-shaped turkey: 'Hold it! I can spot a fake anywhere!'

"Your dinosaur looks afraid."

'Mrs. Millis, they can't ALL look like poopy diapers!'

The Masters' Early Works.

"Uh, well, it's the thought that counts."

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

'Check it out. I framed my kid's drawing and hung it up over there.'

'Don't worry if you can't find your glasses.'