Kids Art Gifts

'I preferred his earlier work.'

My First Camera

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

How to draw a martian!

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Art is a pretty picture

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

Bobby eight year old

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'My first tattoo...'

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

"Your dinosaur looks afraid."

Turkey regarding hand-shaped turkey: 'Hold it! I can spot a fake anywhere!'

The Masters' Early Works.

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

"Uh, well, it's the thought that counts."

"The artist's early work is in the next room on the refrigerator."

'Don't worry if you can't find your glasses.'