Artsy Kiddos Gifts

'I preferred his earlier work.'

My First Camera

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

How to draw a martian!

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'It's more festive-looking!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Art is a pretty picture

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

Making Christmas Decorations

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'My first tattoo...'

"All of the art work is for sale."

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'