Artsy Youngster Gifts

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

My First Camera

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"It's an Eyesaur."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Children's Art Show.

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"It's a mobile."

'All good things must come to an end.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Playing dustbins

Cross-country knitting.