Artsy Youngster Gifts

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

My First Camera

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Children's Art Show.

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Still Life With Nordic Track

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"It's a mobile."

'All good things must come to an end.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Playing dustbins