Art-savvy Sibling Gifts

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Projectile painting.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Who are you?

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Warhol Exhibit

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'My first tattoo...'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

"Wow! You mean they got all of this in exchange for just one van Gogh?"

'My right brain isn't working.'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'The guy at the door wants to know if we've all been saved?'

"The innocence seems forced."

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

Artist's Perspective

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

Junk Art

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

Bad Parent Computers.

Francis Bacon