Art-loving Brother Gifts

'Projectile painting.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Who are you?

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

Warhol Exhibit

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

How Am I Driving?

'My first tattoo...'

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Igloo Art.

"Wow! You mean they got all of this in exchange for just one van Gogh?"

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

"Now we're moving into the landscape section."

"Museum directory: Male statues with big d**ks. Female statues with huge tits & fat butts."

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

The Wellington Statue.

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

"The innocence seems forced."

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

Artist's Perspective