Family Member Who Appreciates Art Gifts

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Projectile painting.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Who are you?

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

Warhol Exhibit

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Igloo Art.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

"Wow! You mean they got all of this in exchange for just one van Gogh?"

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

"Museum directory: Male statues with big d**ks. Female statues with huge tits & fat butts."

Artist's Perspective

"Now we're moving into the landscape section."

"The innocence seems forced."

At First Van Gogh attempts to impress by cutting off his ear flap.

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

Junk Art

"Whinge, whinge whinge! Would it kill you to crack a smile? It's no wonder they call you Mona!"

Francis Bacon

"What's the tab on this bouillabaisse?"

Bikini Atoll