Artistic Family Gifts

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

Igloo Art.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

Artist's Perspective

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

"And now it's time for the 0'Malley family remake of Battleship Potemkin!"

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

'The frame isn't fooling her.'

Mom's a little over the top with this stuff, but I like that!

"She's already on adult coloring books."

'It's good but unlike your earlier work, I think this new style is more vulnerable to a potential downturn in the art world.'

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."

'Hi, we're Tommy Canters parents. . . you might recognise us from his drawings of us??'

"Ya, right. Who needs a Web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Kid with busted drum to mom: 'Dad doesn't believe in starting off each day with a song.'

Happy Mother's Day

'I'm a cardiologist with a child in third grade art class. What can I say?'

'Nice. Another picture of the fridge for the fridge.'

At school we don't call this finger painting. It's digital art.

Make up on daddy