Artistic Parents Gifts

'Hi, we're Tommy Canters parents. . . you might recognise us from his drawings of us??'

'I'm a cardiologist with a child in third grade art class. What can I say?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"You're welcome."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'You wash and I'll dry.'

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

Modern Parents

Virtual Beach

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

My dad makes his own beer.

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

Baby Brunhilde

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

Igloo Art.

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"Daddy will give back your paintball gun as soon as he’s made his definitive statement on the nature of existence."

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'