Artistic Parent Gifts

"She's already on adult coloring books."

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

Igloo Art.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Virtual Beach

Modern Parents

'You wash and I'll dry.'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

My dad makes his own beer.

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

Baby Brunhilde

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

Salvador Dali as a Kid...

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'