Parent Of An Artistically Talented Child Gifts

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"He's watching too much educational TV."

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

'My first tattoo...'

Igloo Art.

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

'You know, I think the kid's actually improving!' (dog is playing the violin).

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

Our son is so talented! But how do we get him into Juilliard?

'Are you happy, dad? I'm good on reading! I can read fish dealers' websites... your credit card number...'

"She's already on adult coloring books."

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."

'It's good but unlike your earlier work, I think this new style is more vulnerable to a potential downturn in the art world.'

'Hi, we're Tommy Canters parents. . . you might recognise us from his drawings of us??'

'I'm a cardiologist with a child in third grade art class. What can I say?'

'Nice. Another picture of the fridge for the fridge.'

"Uh, well, it's the thought that counts."

At school we don't call this finger painting. It's digital art.

"Cool! We could have an art show this weekend. What do you think?"

"But dear, I have to attend all the school meetings. Otherwise I get volunteered for committees."