Proud Parent Of A Budding Artist Gifts

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Children's Art Show.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

Igloo Art.

"He's watching too much educational TV."

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

Junk Art

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

"She's already on adult coloring books."

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."

Our son is so talented! But how do we get him into Juilliard?

'It's good but unlike your earlier work, I think this new style is more vulnerable to a potential downturn in the art world.'

Alice Steddemminger With "Stig""Disparate imagery provides the opportunistic appropriationist a surrogate subconscious from which to draw an iconography dripping with that ambiguity thing."

'Hi, we're Tommy Canters parents. . . you might recognise us from his drawings of us??'

'I'm a cardiologist with a child in third grade art class. What can I say?'

'Nice. Another picture of the fridge for the fridge.'