Proud Parent Of A Budding Artist Gifts

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Children's Art Show.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Igloo Art.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

Junk Art

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

Alice Steddemminger With "Stig""Disparate imagery provides the opportunistic appropriationist a surrogate subconscious from which to draw an iconography dripping with that ambiguity thing."

Our son is so talented! But how do we get him into Juilliard?

"She's already on adult coloring books."

'It's good but unlike your earlier work, I think this new style is more vulnerable to a potential downturn in the art world.'

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."

'Hi, we're Tommy Canters parents. . . you might recognise us from his drawings of us??'

'I'm a cardiologist with a child in third grade art class. What can I say?'

'Nice. Another picture of the fridge for the fridge.'

At school we don't call this finger painting. It's digital art.