Parent Of A Little Artist Gifts

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

My First Camera

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Happy Turkey Day!

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

"Crayons again?"

Igloo Art.

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

"All of the art work is for sale."

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

'I feel too much pressure to draw, mom.'

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

'Not bad, Moses, but the Red sea is blue, not red.'

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.