Parent Of A Little Artist Pillows

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

My First Camera

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Happy Turkey Day!

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"All of the art work is for sale."

Igloo Art.

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

"Crayons again?"

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

'I feel too much pressure to draw, mom.'

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'