Parental Artist Pillows

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Virtual Beach

'You wash and I'll dry.'

Modern Parents

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

My dad makes his own beer.

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

Igloo Art.

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

Salvador Dali as a Kid...

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

'The frame isn't fooling her.'