Parental Artist Mugs

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Virtual Beach

'You wash and I'll dry.'

Modern Parents

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

My dad makes his own beer.

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Igloo Art.

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"Daddy will give back your paintball gun as soon as he’s made his definitive statement on the nature of existence."

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

Salvador Dali as a Kid...

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'