Parent Of Creative Child Pillows

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'All good things must come to an end.'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Virtual Beach

Modern Parents

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

'You wash and I'll dry.'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Homeschooling

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

My dad makes his own beer.

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Playing dustbins