Creative Parent Pillows

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

My dad makes his own beer.

Virtual Beach

"Daddy will give back your paintball gun as soon as he’s made his definitive statement on the nature of existence."

Modern Parents

Salvador Dali as a Kid...

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'You're clever - but miserly.'

'You wash and I'll dry.'

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

'You know what's great?'

'Beware the garden Medusa!'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

'All good things must come to an end.'

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

"Time for bed, guys."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."