Creative Parent-to-be Pillows

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Time for bed, guys."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Virtual Beach

Modern Parents

'You wash and I'll dry.'

Homeschooling

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

My dad makes his own beer.

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"All of the art work is for sale."

"Daddy will give back your paintball gun as soon as he’s made his definitive statement on the nature of existence."

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

"Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Can we keep it?"

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'