Imaginative Parents Pillows

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

"When did our kids become mobsters?"

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

A boy acting suspiciously

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'The kids were so sweet...'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Time for bed, guys."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Children's Nursery

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Modern Parents

'You wash and I'll dry.'

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Homeschooling

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

Virtual Beach

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"Kids."

'Mom can I have another apple?'

My dad makes his own beer.