Imaginative Parents Gifts

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

"When did our kids become mobsters?"

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

A boy acting suspiciously

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'The kids were so sweet...'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Time for bed, guys."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Children's Nursery

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

Homeschooling

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

Virtual Beach

Modern Parents

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

'You wash and I'll dry.'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'