Imaginative Dad Gifts

'Sweetheart, Daddy can't come home right now... I'll take a look at your doll baby this evening and then probably schedule some tests.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'Around here your mom is the management. I'm just the middle management.'

Add your kids' ages together...

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

Father's Day

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

"Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Can we keep it?"

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.

"Dress it up all you want – it's still and invasion of my privacy."

Timber!

Painting dad's face

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

'Good morning, Dad, It's your turn to be the cowboys!'

'That's not the image I wanted to leave him with.'

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'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

'Baby monitors make life so much easier...'