Creative Parents-to-be Gifts

'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Time for bed, guys."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Children's Nursery

Homeschooling

'You wash and I'll dry.'

Modern Parents

Virtual Beach

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'Mom can I have another apple?'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

My dad makes his own beer.

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

"All of the art work is for sale."

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'