Creative Parenting Gifts

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"Time for bed, guys."

'He's quite the hands-on daddy...in his way.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'All good things must come to an end.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Constructing your own prison!

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Virtual Beach

Modern Parents

Homeschooling

Egg Buggy

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

'You wash and I'll dry.'