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To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"Time for bed, guys."

'He's quite the hands-on daddy...in his way.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'All good things must come to an end.'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Egg Buggy

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Homeschooling

'You wash and I'll dry.'

Constructing your own prison!

Modern Parents

Virtual Beach

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

My dad makes his own beer.