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'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Time for bed, guys."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'All good things must come to an end.'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Homeschooling

Virtual Beach

Modern Parents

'You wash and I'll dry.'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

My dad makes his own beer.

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'