Innovative Parenting Gifts

'Guess what? I found a way to get the baby to eat creamed peas!'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Time for bed, guys."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'The stuka brought you.'

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

Modern Parents

Virtual Beach

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

'You wash and I'll dry.'

My dad makes his own beer.

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

Designer Baby.

"It's from the We Experience Parenthood More Fully Than You collection."