Innovative Parenting Gifts

'Guess what? I found a way to get the baby to eat creamed peas!'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Time for bed, guys."

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'The stuka brought you.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

Virtual Beach

Modern Parents

'You wash and I'll dry.'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

My dad makes his own beer.

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"Daddy will give back your paintball gun as soon as he’s made his definitive statement on the nature of existence."

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

"It's from the We Experience Parenthood More Fully Than You collection."

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.