Innovative Parent Gifts

As a single mom who couldn't afford baby sitters, Beverly's new 'Nanny-Pod' allowed her to have a thriving social life.

"He's going to have the best of everything."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Time for bed, guys."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'The stuka brought you.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

'You wash and I'll dry.'

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

Modern Parents

Virtual Beach

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

My dad makes his own beer.

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

"Daddy will give back your paintball gun as soon as he’s made his definitive statement on the nature of existence."

Igloo Art.

"He's watching too much educational TV."

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.