Creative Parents-to-be Mugs

'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Time for bed, guys."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Children's Nursery

Modern Parents

Virtual Beach

'You wash and I'll dry.'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Homeschooling

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'Mom can I have another apple?'

My dad makes his own beer.

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"All of the art work is for sale."

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"