Playful Parent-to-be Mugs

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'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'She's just great with the children.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'The kids were so sweet...'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Werewolves of London..."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar