Imaginative Children Gifts

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A boy acting suspiciously

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"It's an Eyesaur."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"Kids."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

The Book Club

Tiger Costume

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

No wishing

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'