Imaginative Kids Gifts

"Kids."

"Do you see a puppy following me home in the future?"

A boy acting suspiciously

The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'Is it ok if I go for a ride with Lucy, daddy?...Into the woods to check out the 'Shed of Doom.' See ya later.'

"If we pool our stuff, we can open a chain of toy stores."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

"I told him he was over-thinking the whole job-money-career thing and that he should just enjoy being five."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

The Book Club

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

No wishing

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."