Imaginative Youth Gifts

I can't eat my carrot. It's for my snowman.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

The Artist

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

A boy acting suspiciously

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

Multi-Generational Books

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"It's an Eyesaur."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

I need to set upmy own company.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"Kids."

"So...you finally getting a girlfriend this year?"

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Tiger Costume

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

No wishing

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

The Book Club