Young Imagination Gifts

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

A boy acting suspiciously

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"It's an Eyesaur."

I need to set upmy own company.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"Kids."

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

So tell me, Junior.

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

Poems to Spookify

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

Ark Welding

Farmer Doll!