Childhood Imagination Advocate Gifts

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

A boy acting suspiciously

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"Kids."

No wishing

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Tiger Costume

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Poems to Spookify

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."