Childhood Imagination Advocate Pillows

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A boy acting suspiciously

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"Kids."

No wishing

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Tiger Costume

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

'I'm warning you, buster -- I'm wearing Wonder Woman underwear!'

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Poems to Spookify

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."